2010. Twenty-ten. You're tired of hearing that we've arrived, because we haven't. Everyone else is selling you snake-oil; we're counting up the pretenders for you. You can thanks us later. And don't worry, we'll be gentle. There's still so much you need to learn.
We're not making this up as we go along; you can trust us. Our job is to reflect and insinuate ourselves into culture for review and evaluation. So that's what we do. Everything and anything we can get our finely shaped fingernails into; no stone is left unturned. The tangible and the abstract and the unseen are all painted targets. To ease you into the wealth of information submitted for your absorption, we try to remain topical and conversational. We won't be upset if you use our opinions as your own around the chilled water (the new "watercooler" (that's a freebie)). Honestly, it would flattering but it's expected.
Let us fill you in on life while you're busy living it. You can tell us about it later, the feeling of the steering wheel in your hands, we'll continue describing the scenery as it passes by.
Look ma! No hands!
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