Ready To Friday: Holster Up My Guns Edition

Resolution is coming down and closing up the remainder of July. That's alright with me, seeing as I'm more than ready for mid-August, myself. And I'm charmed to see so much activity come to a satisfying conclusion. That goes for more than just this damned heat, too. I'm just glad to see summer finally paying off.

But I get the feeling this isn't a unanimous feeling at the moment. That's distressing and I don't really know what I can do, except introduce you to the weekend. I'm here for you too, so keep your chin up.

Ready To Friday: Angry Dudes Edition

There are plenty of reasons to be pumped for this weekend. Unfortunately I can't really express them all that well right now thanks to a chronic degenerative disease I'm inflicted with - it's called fatigue. Ha Ha Ha. You're all too much, really. Though if you didn't like that, I stand by my belief that he was always better with words. Especially when it comes to words.

That said, one reason for my weekend excitement stems from the television show Mad Men starting its fourth season this Sunday. But as excited as I am for the show itself, I'm starting to get picky about all the rumbling going on building up to the date. Sometimes enough is enough.

A Learning Experience - 7.20.2010

Leave your shoes by the door.

Your survival is not based on your endurance; only your happiness is.

Your glare needs work.

Your smile is perfect.

Don't ask us if we're jealous; we are.

How much you like people that remind you of yourself is relative to your self-esteem. The more you have, the more you want something different.

Don't talk dirt about people you also spend time with, those listening will assume you do the same about them.

Ask for help like you mean it – and then mean it.

Everybody has their own white noise that comforts them.

Read enough recipes by the time you're twenty-two so that you're able to improvise yourself out of any food related emergency.

At some point in your life, you should listen to one whole Bob Dylan record and genuinely like it.

Be able to tell a story – on command or without.

Rules aren't actually made to be broken.

Still, there is a time and place where everything you've been taught will not apply. Being wise means recognizing the moment, and sailing through it.

Ready To Friday: A Hipster Man Edition

Aren't you guys cute. Aren't you?

Ready To Friday: Even Bigger Jaws Edition

Something something somebody's birthday. That covers all the important business, I'm dry.

Ready To Friday: Pizza Day Edition

I'm all dizzy with anticipation over here. I'm seriously tripping the light fantastic. But it's introverted and all quiet like. The results of which will become obvious soon. Sooner than you'd think. And that would be really exciting if I had given you any hint of what to expect.

Mum. And that's final. Too much grease, too little time.